5 guys, 1 girl

So.

You know that point when your life is so disorganized, so completely a mess, that you find yourself locked out of your apartment where the cookies you baked specifically for the purpose of the 9pm meeting you have are sitting, mocking you, and your roommate who you don't really like cause you didn't choose them, your SO did, is sitting upstairs you can SEE them, but your buzzer doesn't work which is yet another reason you're moving, thank GOD, except you're not for another two weeks, which is really messing with your Christmas card mojo btw, and in any case, the only thing there is to do is to go around the corner and order a very large burger and very vinegary fries at Five Guys while mooching off of Cosi's internet?

No? You don't?

I know this past fall has been just one big clusterfuck with me, and I honestly cannot wait until I get to fucking just BLOG again (as well as talk to my mom, and also all my friends, and see my friends, and mentally decorate my apartment, and chill the fuck out, and all those other things). But for now, I really just can't.

Well not often.

But here I am, and I thought I'd offer my opinion on a few things while I'm waiting for my bus to come pick me up for the aforementioned meeting that I will apparently NOT be bringing cookies to:

1. I've been reading Jezebel on and off this fall (like, um, everything except the New York Times, and that is kind of required reading for my life right now) and I've been catching bits and pieces of this "Enthusiastic Yes!" movement. It sounds awesome. And if you're my neighbors, I'm sorry for taking up the cause as much as I have been. I just really think it's a great idea.
2. Kind of related - dude. Amy Dickerson. You're a dick. Notice I didn't say "rape apologist." But yeah - super dick.
3. Oh speaking of dicks, I'm not pregnant. Holy shit - I'm not, right? RIGHT?! God I hope I'm not!!! No wait, I have my period. So right, again - not pregnant.
4. Jon Stewart is just the most amazing man ever. I'd link but that would be the rest of this post, so just go to the DailyShow.com.
5. In other ways New Jersey is amazing: Gay Marriage. Wait are we still saying gay marriage? Marriage rights? Equal rights? Help. Fill me in. I'm so out of the loop.
6. In ways New Jersey is not so much: Jersey Shore.

And that's about it for now. What's going on with you all.