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I can't seem to finish this g-d wedding post and I don't want to do the one on inaugural nonsense until the wedding one is done, soooooo I'm giving a shout out to Sarah because she has amazing taste in movies and because this gives me an out for the day for the day. Gracias Sarah!
What is your favorite word? Kumquat. And ostentatious. True joy would be the ability to say "ostentatious kumquat" or "kumquatty ostentatiousness" or the like.
What is your least favorite word? shhhhh!
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? creatively - ugh. Bad chick lit? Cause I say, man I could do this better? Spiritually - the theme song to the West Wing. And "Though the Mountains May Fall". And Christmas music - mostly nonsecular. Emotionally - everything. Depends on the day. Most recently, "Listening is an Act of Love". It's amazing.
What turns you off? feeling fat.
What sound do you love? Friends DVDs getting fainter because that means I'm falling asleep.
What sound do you hate? Sarah Palin’s voice. (Going with Sarah's answer there)
What is your favorite curse word? motherfucker. FUCKING motherfucker.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Michelle Obama's Chief of Staff.
What profession would you not like to do? nurse. My legs would hurt.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Either you're in, or you're out!" Like Heidi. But no "auf wiedersehen".
That is all. What would you say to James?
3 comments:
Yay for shout-outs! Boo for SP's voice...and everything else about SP for that matter!
yes to both!!!! and jtp. i'm so over jtp. maybe i could write about that instead of weddings. i could wax LYRICAL about how much i loathe jtp.
What is your favorite word? Serendipity – though I blame John Cusack for tarnishing my word with that awful movie of the same name.
What is your least favorite word? Any racial epithet used with venom by a non-member of the aggrieved class, and only slightly less so when used by a member of the aggrieved class.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally? Creatively – a chef’s knife and a clean kitchen; spiritually – a chef’s knife, kitchen in progress, and a glass of wine; emotionally - serendipity.
What turns you off? Failing, and knowing that most of my failures are from my own hands.
What sound do you love? The hiss of a wine cork, the sound of the 8 ball falling, Coltrane’s horn, brilliant conversation.
What sound do you hate? Something breaking in a restaurant, ignorance, Kenny G screeching like a wounded cat.
What is your favorite curse word? I hate that I curse as frequently as I do.
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Teacher
What profession would you not like to do? Parking Enforcement.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "You had to die to believe I exist? Really? Whatever, the bar’s on the left; pour yourself a drink and we’ll catch-up."
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